My day,
Morning and afternoon were complete shit. The evening, well judge for yourselves.
I figured I would end the evening off with a beer at the local bar. I walked in and asked the barkeep for a beer in a glass and he dutifully prepares my drink, about 20 minutes go by, I am still trying to decide if I really want to drink the beer. Then a drunk laughing man saw me and came over to cheer me up, I guess he was celebrating the Biden Steal, Um I mean Win, yeah that’s the ticket. He proceeded to grab my beer and drink it down without asking. Then he turned to me a asked why the long face. I started to cry and the man then said hey it was just a joke, I will buy you a new beer. Your day couldn’t have been that bad.
I looked up and said oh it was, Alright, it was just the worst day of my life. It started out yesterday when I got some bad news from my doctor that I had a terminal disease called PPMS. I told my wife last night and my boss this morning. I was fired 5 minutes later only to realize that while I was inside talking with my boss someone had stolen my car. My Insurance lapsed last week so this was bad. I took a cab home and left my wallet in the car by accident. I walked into the house and found my wife with the mailman and she said well you aren’t going to be around much longer. I was very upset and figured I would go get some comfort from my dog, but instead, he bit me on the nose. I decided to see what was on the news and they said the 2020 Election was not stolen but my country was. At this point, I was done and figured I would go to my local pub and end it all. So I ordered a beer in a glass opened the Cyanide capsule I had in my pocket and dumped it into the beer and watched it dissolve. While I am trying to have my final thoughts and a goodbye prayer you come by and steal my drink.
I guess I shouldn’t have ordered the Corona. How is your day going?
Note to the reader: This is an Allegory of things happening now and into the future. Like an onion that has different layers as you peel them away. All will be Revealed
Signed,
The Prophet
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