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My day,<\/em>
Morning and afternoon were complete shit. The evening, well judge for yourselves.<\/em><\/p>\n

I figured I would end the evening off with a beer at the local bar. I walked in and asked the barkeep\u00a0for a beer in a glass and he dutifully prepares my drink, about 20 minutes go by,\u00a0I am still trying to decide if I really want to drink the beer. Then a drunk laughing man saw me and came over to cheer me up, I guess he was celebrating the Biden Steal, Um I mean Win, yeah that’s the ticket. He proceeded\u00a0to grab my beer and drink it down without asking. Then he turned to me a asked why the long face. I started to cry and the man then said hey it was just a joke, I will buy you a new beer. Your day couldn’t have been that bad.<\/em><\/p>\n

I looked up and said oh it was, Alright, it was just the\u00a0worst day of my life. It started out yesterday when I got some bad news from my doctor that I had a terminal disease\u00a0called PPMS. I told my wife last night and my boss this morning. I was fired 5 minutes later only to realize\u00a0that while I was inside talking with my boss someone had stolen my car. My Insurance lapsed last week so this was bad. I took a cab home and left my wallet in the car by accident. I walked into the house and found my wife with the mailman\u00a0and she said well you aren’t going to be around much longer. I was very upset and figured I would go get some comfort from my dog, but instead, he bit me on the nose. I decided to see what was on the news and they said the 2020 Election was not stolen but my country was. At this point, I was done and figured I would go to my local pub and end it all. So I ordered a beer in a glass opened the Cyanide\u00a0capsule I had in my pocket and dumped it into the beer and watched it dissolve. While I am trying to have my final thoughts and a goodbye\u00a0prayer you come by and steal my drink.<\/em><\/p>\n

I guess I shouldn’t have ordered the Corona. How is your day going?<\/em>
<\/em><\/p>\n

Note to the reader: This is an Allegory of things happening now and into the future. Like an onion that has different layers as you peel them away. All will be Revealed<\/em><\/p>\n

Signed,
The Prophet<\/p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]\n\n<\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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