{"id":248,"date":"2021-02-06T07:06:46","date_gmt":"2021-02-06T07:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/?p=248"},"modified":"2026-07-10T21:23:12","modified_gmt":"2026-07-11T01:23:12","slug":"if-it-wasnt-for-bad-luck-i-would-have-none-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/2021\/02\/06\/if-it-wasnt-for-bad-luck-i-would-have-none-at-all\/","title":{"rendered":"If It Wasn&#8217;t for Bad Luck I Would Have None at All!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n<div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_section et_pb_section_0  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_section_regular et_block_section\" >\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_row et_pb_row_0  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_block_row\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_column_4_4 et_pb_column et_pb_column_0  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et-last-child et_block_column\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_text et_pb_text_0  et_pb_text_align_left et_pb_bg_layout_light\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_text_inner\"><p><em>My day,<\/em><br \/> <em> Morning and afternoon were complete shit. The evening, well judge for yourselves.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I figured I would end the evening off with a beer at the local bar. I walked in and asked the barkeep\u00a0for a beer in a glass and he dutifully prepares my drink, about 20 minutes go by,\u00a0I am still trying to decide if I really want to drink the beer. Then a drunk laughing man saw me and came over to cheer me up, I guess he was celebrating the Biden Steal, Um I mean Win, yeah that's the ticket. He proceeded\u00a0to grab my beer and drink it down without asking. Then he turned to me a asked why the long face. I started to cry and the man then said hey it was just a joke, I will buy you a new beer. Your day couldn't have been that bad.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I looked up and said oh it was, Alright, it was just the\u00a0worst day of my life. It started out yesterday when I got some bad news from my doctor that I had a terminal disease\u00a0called PPMS. I told my wife last night and my boss this morning. I was fired 5 minutes later only to realize\u00a0that while I was inside talking with my boss someone had stolen my car. My Insurance lapsed last week so this was bad. I took a cab home and left my wallet in the car by accident. I walked into the house and found my wife with the mailman\u00a0and she said well you aren't going to be around much longer. I was very upset and figured I would go get some comfort from my dog, but instead, he bit me on the nose. I decided to see what was on the news and they said the 2020 Election was not stolen but my country was. At this point, I was done and figured I would go to my local pub and end it all. So I ordered a beer in a glass opened the Cyanide\u00a0capsule I had in my pocket and dumped it into the beer and watched it dissolve. While I am trying to have my final thoughts and a goodbye\u00a0prayer you come by and steal my drink.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I guess I shouldn't have ordered the Corona. How is your day going?<\/em><br \/> <em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Note to the reader: This is an Allegory of things happening now and into the future. Like an onion that has different layers as you peel them away. All will be Revealed<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Signed,<br \/> The Prophet<\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prophecy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":987666400,"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions\/987666400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danellaconsulting.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}